Two S#@Ts

Recap: Aaron's beloved DS all of 4 months new old; bites the dust after being dropped.

Splintered screen.

Long story.

This past Tuesday:

Aaron: 'Hey Dad.  If I score a goal today at

 hockey, do ya think you could buy me a new

DS?'

James: 'Well, Aaron......'

(Me: Throwing James the hairy eyeball)

'If you score three goals, I'll buy you a new

DS.'

James: Feeling particularly confident as Aaron is on a 7 month long no-goal slump.

Me: Shaking my head.....

Early that evening:

(Aaron, yellow pinny, playing centre & taking the face-off......)

This being Aaron's second goal of the night, hence the

profanity escaping James' mouth. 

Yep.

Lesson learned.

Bribery is effective.

Also this past Tuesday:

Whilst merrily driving down my neighborhood street, minding my business....

Me: 'Oooh, lightening!'

2 seconds later/after brain fart....

'Aww, S#IT!!'


Photo Radar.

I'll be expecting my portrait in the mail.